i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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