I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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