This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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