have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You can't special order awesome
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
