fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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