It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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