one two three fourrrrnication!
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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