So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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