We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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