She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
