reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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