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Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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