eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
you made out with another girl for some wings
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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