so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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