Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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