can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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