So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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