I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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