In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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