Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
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