Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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