you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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