He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Randomize
