at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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