I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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