thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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