oh god the rape fog is back!
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
