i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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