I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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