Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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