so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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