is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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