who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Don't tell me you're on acid again
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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