I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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