You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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