Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
