I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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