We won't sleep together?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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