3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
So. Much. Porn.
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