Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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