I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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