This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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