your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
The ass gains better be worth it
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