girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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