I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i came on her dog
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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