Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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