I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
im six kinds of drunk right now
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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