so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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