Grow some girl-balls and come out already
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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