Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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