if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
