if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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