On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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