She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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